Category Archives: American Whisky

[Review] Woodford Reserve Five Malt

Proof: 90.4 | Price: $50 | Rating: 1.5 Dags, I’ve been blagging at this blag for about two years now on and off and on and off and I think I’ve been fair and honest when it comes to the … Continue reading

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[Review] Hillhaven Lodge Blended Whiskey

Proof: 80 | Price: $45 (+/-) | Rating: 2.5 So this is named after a house in California that’s owned by the dude who directed Rush Hour. As bullshit marketing stories go, this one ain’t bad. So then Rush Hour … Continue reading

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[Review] Orphan Barrel Project Gifted Horse

Proof: 115 | Price: $50 (+/-) | Rating: 1.5 Continuing on last review’s tirade: I have no idea who whiskey marketing people are trying to fool with Gifted Horse or if they are just flat out constantly drunk themselves. Here … Continue reading

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[Review] Knob Creek Smoked Maple

Price: $40 (+/-) | Proof: 90 | Rating: 2 “The sky was all maple, there were people running everywhere. ” – Prince, 1999 It’s so cold here, though. Totally through my bones. By the way, I’m up in Calgary Canada right now … Continue reading

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[Review] Woodford Reserve Master’s Collection Straight Malt/Classic Malt Whiskey

Remember when I said in that review a few days ago that everyone, even Curtis Mayfield, had a period where there were more hits than misses? Welcome to the mutant junkyard. So many of these experiments just fall flat or … Continue reading

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